Top Funniest Yo Mama Joke Ever with Text Messages

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Top Funniest Yo Mama Joke Ever with Text Messages

Top Funniest Yo Mama Joke Ever with Text Messages

Yo mama jokes will hilarious to any people. All child & adult like this jokes. Because it’s so crack sms. Yo mama jokes make fun of mothers in a spiteful way. Just make sure your friends don’t take this jokes serious, then You can use these jokes on there. use one or more of these, yo mama jokes and watch their reactions. Some of these can be fairly cruel & so be careful not to distress anyone. Enjoy Top Funniest Yo Mama Joke Ever with Text Messages!

Top Funniest Yo Mama Joke Ever with Text Messages

I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

She got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.

She gave birth to you.

If she spoke her mind she’d probably be speechless.

Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other people’s fingers.

Yo mama so dumb when you stand next to her you hears the ocean!

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

 Yo momma so fat Burger King hired her because she eats cows and shits hamburgers.

 Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

 Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza… Hut.

Yo mama is so dumb she got awarded the Nobel Prize for stupidity.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her what’s she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

She bought tickets to Xbox Live.

She brought a ladder to go to high school.

When someone stole her TV, she ran after them shouting, “You forgot the remote”.

She cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.

She disses her kids with Yo Mama jokes.

She got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

When I said drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder.

She put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time.

When she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.

She returned a jigsaw puzzle because it was broken.

She sold her car for gasoline money.

Yo mama so fat that she don’t need the internet she’s already worldwide.

Yo mama is so dumb not even Google could translate her.

Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so fat she just had a baby and said it was delicious.

 Yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a band aid.

 Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

 Yo mama so fat all she wanted for Christmas is to see her feet.

 Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”

 Yo mama so dumb she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi

 Yo Momma’s so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, “What are those”?

 Yo mama so fat that she gave Dracula diabetes.

She studied for a blood test – and failed.

She put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

She thought a lightsaber had less calories.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

She went to the beach to surf the internet.

She thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

She went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.

She threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Updated: January 19, 2017 — 1:28 am
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