Top famous Quotes & Speeches by Robert Mugabe on Xenophobia

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Top famous Quotes & Speeches by Robert Mugabe on Xenophobia

President Robert Gabriel Mugabe was born in 21 February 1924. He is the President of Zimbabwe. Previous to that, he was Prime Minister. Now he is the world’s oldest head of state. Especially in the last few years, Mugabe has ruled his country in the style of a ruler. He also writes many quotes & speeches that are so motivational. So we collect Top famous Quotes & Speeches by Robert Mugabe on Xenophobia.

Top famous Quotes & Speeches by Robert Mugabe on Xenophobia

The only White man you can trust is a dead white man.
So, Blair keeps your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe.
We don’t mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.
I’ve just concluded – since President Obama endorses the same-sex marriage, advocates homosexual people[sic], and enjoys an attractive countenance – thus if it becomes necessary, I shall travel to Washington, D.C., get down on my knee, and ask for his hand.
[Nelson] Mandela has gone a bit too far in doing good to the non-black communities … That’s being too saintly, too good, too much of a saint.
Even Satan wasn’t gay; he chose to approach unclad Eve instead of unclad Adam.
The only warning the African takes seriously is low battery.
Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real
If you like school girls, buy a uniform for your wife to wear for you.

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Racism will never end as long as white cars are using black tires; if people still use Black to symbolize  bad luck and White for peace, if people still wear white clothes at weddings and black clothes at funerals; as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted and not white-listed. But I don’t care as long as I am using the white toilet paper to wipe my ass.
It is hard to bewitch African girls these days. Each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
South Africans will kick down a statue of a White man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a Black man simply because he is a foreigner.
Some women’s legs are like rumors, they keep on spreading.
Any man, who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.
Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn’t wish you a happy mother’s day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.
He who swallows a complete coconut has absolute trust in his anus.

Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining, because you are not an umbrella.
Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool.
If over 15 guys have sU-Cked your breasts, you don’t need to call those things “your breasts”, It’s called COW BELL, OUR MILK! – Repeat after me, OUR MILK!

It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
All I hear always is, ‘No sex before marriage?’ If that was God’s plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.
The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.
Men sU-Cking lady’s breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady’s sU-Cking men’s d*ck is what baffles me, where did they learn it from?
Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.

Top famous Quotes & Speeches by Robert Mugabe on Xenophobia

When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend.

 If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy.
Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face.
If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.

Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex.
Some of the girls of today can’t even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.

Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading

When you kiss a girl from another nationality, does it well because you represent the whole country

Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another

God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker.

Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.

Don’t fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you can’t get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

Don’t drink at all, don’t smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

What is the problem? We now have airplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

I am an educationist. I’m an economist. I am a politician. I am also now a good storyteller, you know?

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

We don’t mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.

It’s not possible that women can be at par with men.