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Short Witty Love Quotes about life | by Your Favorite smstimez.com

Short Witty Love Quotes about life | by Your Favorite smstimez.com

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes SAVE TREES on it.

There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen and people who say “What happened?

Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train.

I can resist everything except temptation.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.

It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.

Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

Death is the only thing that ever terrifies me. I hate it. One can survive everything nowadays except that.

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Sincerely, the opportunist.─Mark Cromo

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.─Shorty

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.─Sneaky

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.─Doreen Deramo

I live in my own world but it’s okay. They know me there.─Susanne

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.─Doreen Deramo

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat — Douglas Adams

Science is interesting, and if you don’t agree, you can fuck off.— Richard Dawkins

I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here. ─ Arthur C. Clarke

Philosophy of science is about as useful to scientists as ornithology is to birds. ─ Richard P. Feynman

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.— Mark Twain

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

A lie will make it around the world before the truth has time to put on it’s shoes.─Debra Ramey

Whoever uses the phrase “Easy as taking candy from a baby,” has obviously never tried taking candy from a baby.─Nicole

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.– Albert Einstein

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say…i just watch what they do.─Jenny A.

You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!─Torie

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

It’s your god. They’re your rules. *You* go to hell.

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a bike and for his forgiveness

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?

I used to have superpowers… But a therapist took them away.─Bunni

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.─crazygenius

If at first you don’t succeed, …then skydiving is probably NOT for you.─tex

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

It’s your god. They’re your rules. *You* just go to hell.

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