Knock Knock Jokes that are Truly Astonishing & So dumb

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Knock Knock Jokes that are Truly Astonishing & So dumb

Knock Knock Jokes that are Truly Astonishing & So dumb

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Knock Knock Jokes:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe helps me with my homework?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient co…wOO!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Ho-ho.

Ho-ho who?

You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Hanna.

Hanna who?

…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Mary and Abbey.

Mary and Abbey who?

Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Santa.

Santa who?

Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Yule log.

Yule log who?

Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Carmen.

Carmen who?

Carmen let me in already!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Convex.

Convex who?

Convex go to prison!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

I’m excited to see you too!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Sherlock.

Sherlock who?

Sherlock your door shut tight.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold outside—let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wurlitzer.
Wurlitzer who?
Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupt… ARRRRRRRRR!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Radio

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Howard who?

Howard I know!!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Smell mop

Smell mop who?

Eww, no thanks. I don’t want to smell your poo!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cereal.

Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Aardvark.

Aardvark who?

Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda hang out with me right now?

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Eat mop.

Ewww! Eat your own poo!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked open up!

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Butch, Jimmy and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy & Joe Who?

Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss & let’s Joe.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Opportunity.

Don’t be silly – opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

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