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JOKE MESSAGES FOR WHATSAPP
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny: “Sir, my mother and fathergot married on the same day same time.”
Who are lizards?
Awesome answer by a kid….
They are those poor crocodileswho forgot to have
Horlicks when they were young.
Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me.
Just imagine how lucky I am!
Great words Said by,
Poltu : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Poltu: Well, where did you get this mummy??
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.
Tiger could not make out & asked,
“What was that?”
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
Fast Food…my dear friend
Why are you so opposite to me?
When I say tea, you say coffee!
I say white, you say black!
I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still there!
FUNNY JOKES SMS IN ENGLISH
Married men live longer than single men do,
married men are a lot more willing to die.
Husband sent a text to wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try & wash all my dirty clothes
And make sure you prepare mu favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text, “I forgot to tell you that I got an increase I n
My salary at the end of month I’m getting you a new car”
She text back, ”Omg really?
Husband replied:” No I just wanted to make sure you got my 1st SMS.”
True love is like a pillow.
You could hug it when your in trouble.
You could cry on it when your in pain.
You could embrace it when your happy.
Want true love?
Spend Rs 50 buy a pillow.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Boy: I am not rich like Rahul.
I don’t even have a big car like Rahul.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.
Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 AM?
When I told you at 9 AM..???
Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by a surgical strike.
A client comes to a bank,
My cheque was returned with a remark. “Insufficient funds”.
I’d like to know whether it refers to mine or the bank.
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