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Funniest yo mama joke ever

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.

Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

Yo mama is so fat & old when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo mama is so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.

Your mama is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo mama is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, & couldn’t find the “CALL” button.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo mama is so fat that Dora can’t even explore her!

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does

Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

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 Yo momma’s so fat, she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook .

Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots.

 Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake.

Yo momma so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.

Yo mama’s like the Pillsbury dough boy…. everybody pokes her.

Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.

Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M.O.B. tattoo on her arm “Money Over Bitches?” She said “No, Mcdonalds Over Burger King”.

 Yo momma so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight.l

 Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn’t solve that mystery.

Yo momma is poor when I sat on a skateboard she said (get of my family van).

Yo mama so stupid, her teacher told her to get out a pen and paper, and she got out a hen and raped her. 

Funniest yo mama joke ever | So Hilarious collection mama

your moms like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more!

 Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a WIRELESS network!

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose.

 Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said “Sorry, my mistake.” And she said “Did you just say steak?!”

Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone.

Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.

Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she’s in.

Yo Mama’s so dirty, the roaches wrote her an eviction notice.

Yo mamas like humpty dumpty first she gets humped then she gets dumped.

Funniest yo mama joke ever | So Hilarious collection mama

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama’s mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.

Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPad and turned it into a Flat Screen TV.

Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot…..and now R2D2 has AIDS.

Yo mama so fat if she had a porn name it would be Krispy Kreme.

Yo momma is so ugly when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary goes away.

Yo momma so ugly her bodywash is CLR: Calcium, Lime, and Rust.

Yo mama so old they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum.

yo momma so dumb she put paper on the tv ad called it paper view.

Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.

Yo mommas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts.

That awkward moment when you make a “yo momma” joke to a sibling.

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If you eat twinkies it’s a proven fact yo momma was a Ho-Ho.

Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds and they had to call Wendys for backup.

Yo mama’s legs are like the library, they’re always open to the public.

Friend: “Dude yo mama jokes are weak.” Boy: “I made yo momma weak last night.”

Yo Mama so hairy when you’re baby brother was born he died of rug burn.

It only takes 2 words to piss somebody off… “Yo Momma”

Yo mama`s lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blow job
Yo mama cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo mama is so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo mama is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama is So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Yo mama is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix it.”

Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”

 Yo mama  isso fat and old when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo mama is so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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