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YO MOMMA JOKES EVER:
Best yo momma joke ever, I’m gotta still be laughing in half an hour. Gotta use this one in my friends best yo momma joke competition. Gotta told this at school today, very funny. Good one.
Laugh out loud this had me laughing out loud, I feel sorry for man though this should definitely be first.
Number 3 please! This in my opinion is so funny! If a helicopter did land on her she would probably say stop tapping me! Dude that’s so funny my bro told that to just a min ago.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me”.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.” Yo momma’s so fat and old when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way”.
Yo momma so crazy I asked her if she liked Star Wars and she told me she has a vibrating light saber under her bed!
Yo momma so paranoid she knows more about your girlfriend than you do.
That is the best it should be at the very top laugh out loud I’m still laughing. That Is definitely The Best 1! It Should Be In The Top10… X
YO MOMMA SO CRAZY:
This is pretty well thought out and funny. Laugh out loud! I love your mamma so fat jokes especially to say to people when they are in a bad mood. Definitely gonna use this! Ha ha…
It’s so funny that it made lasts night’s dinner come out of my mouth This should be in the Top Ten! This had me crying with laughter! That’s so mean but funny laugh out loud.
Yo mama so crazy she tried to screw the ATM to get money.
Yo momma so crazy I saw her on a wanted poster at the post office.
Yo mama so paranoid she did a background check on all of your friends.
Yo mama so paranoid she double checks your doctor on WebMD during the appointment.
Yo momma so ignorant she thinks all black people can play basketball.
Yo mama so paranoid she checks your girlfriends for breast cancer.
It’s supposed to be like your mama’s so fat her belly got home 30 min. Before she did. Get it right. And the person who posted its not funny to talk about peoples name like that your not suppose to take it so seriously.
AWESOME this joke made even my mom laughed and shes pretty darn fat heres a good one: Yo mama is so fat when somebody looks at her driving linsences they say “did they drop the camara in a sinkhole?”
YO MOMMA JOKES FOR KID
Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, “We cant fix it.”
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo mamma so crazy she tried to put a Happy Meal on layaway.
Yo momma so crazy doctors readjust her meds on a daily basis.
Yo mama so crazy she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam. Yo mama is so crazy not even Google could translate her.
Yo mama so crazy she disses her kids with Yo mama Jokes.
Yo mama so crazy when I asked her why she likes to smell her own farts for. She replied “Because I am addicted to crack.”
Yo mama so crazy, whenever she goes running she takes the psycho-path. Yo momma so paranoid, she is a serial killer in disguise.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.” Yo momma’s so fat and old when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way. so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
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