Best Funny Whatsapp Status in English with Text Messages

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Best Funny Whatsapp Status in English with Text Messages

Best Funny Whatsapp Status in English with Text Messages

 

Are you finding a Best Funny Whatsapp Status in English with Text Messages? Then this is the right place. Today we are present you a big collection of funny status. This is the time of smart phones & everyone possesses it. I know you also use a smart phone. As a smart phone user, we know you have Whatsapp installed on your device. So, it’s a style to change whatsapp status each day. We have listed more collection of Best Funny Whatsapp Status in English with Text Messages.

  • After Tuesday, even the calender says “W T F”.
  • Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
  • Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.
  • CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
  • Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
  • Lookout for small note in bracket if you just want best of the best…
  • One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
  • Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.
  • We are on the same side Now. Four pegs at night will make me stringer
  • It’s funny how seeing you gives me both Joy & sadness at the same time.
  • If you never get your heart broken you’ll never learn to love.
  • Don’t ever make a long term decision for your temporary emotionas.
  • Give a man love, and he will be happy for a time. teach a man how to love, and he will have joy through all eternity. James Wilcox
  • The saddest thing about BETRAYAL is that it never comes from your enemies.
  • Do a little more each day than you think you can.
  • You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
  • Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every day.
  • It’s a good day to have a good day.
  • You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.
  • The only thing that ruins my day is taking a big crap after a shower.
  • Someone else is happy with less than what you have.
  • May your problems be as few and as far apart as my Gma’s teeth.
  • The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.
  • We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy.
  • One day you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve always wanted. Do it now ~ paulo Coelho
  • We got some awesome emotional status for Whatsapp to share your feelings. So let’s start.
  • Trust in God, But lock your car. (latest whatsapp status)
  • A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
  • One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature ??
  • We are never ever getting back together.
  • People are more what they hide than what they show
  • “It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you’ll do things differently.” -Warren Buffett
  • Without me it’s just also.
  • I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room.
  • It is only possible to live happily ever after on a daily basis.
  • I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
  • Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
  • I hate it when i ask “how are you?” just to be polite and end up getting a fucking life story.
  • apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi)
  • We live in a Dumb Age where Smartphone’s are thinner and smarter, people are obese and stupid. (whatsapp status 2016)
  • All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge them but confront them. Also check attitude whatsapp status on our site.
  • Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.
  • Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday???? My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
  • Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.
  • I’m cool but global warming made me hot
  • Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
  • Sleep all your troubles away.
  • I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
  • It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.
  • If you ain’t first, you are last.
  • I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.
  • The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
  • Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.
  • Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…
  • Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.
  • I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
  • A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.
  • You killed what was left of the good in me.
  • The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.
  • If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
  • Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.
  • A fake smile can hide a million tears.
  • Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.
  • You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.
  • You can do anything but not everything.

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Updated: November 14, 2016 — 12:35 am
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